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Old 07-14-2010, 07:25 PM
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WARNING: Some of these have offensive language .....



..... okay, most of these have offensive language






1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?


2. Iíd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.


3. If itís true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!


4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?


5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.


6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Letís bang!


7. Is that a keg in your pants? ĎCause I would love to tap that ass!


8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?


9. You remind me of a Championship bass, I donít know whether to mount you or eat you!


10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.


11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?


12. Iím not too good at algebra, but doesnít u + i = 3D 69?


13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and Iíll put my head in.


14. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.


15. Nice legsÖwhat time do they open?


16. Youíve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?


17. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.


18. My name is (name)Öremember that, youíll be screaming it later.


19. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.


20. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just canít hold it in.


21. Lets play Titanic, youíll be the ocean and ill go down on you.


22. Iím easy. Are you?


23. Iím trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not Iím allergic to sex.


24. That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, Iíd becoming too!


25. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?Ö.Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.


26. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.


27. Iíd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.


28. You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong.


29. Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!


30. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.


31. A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. Whatís the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alwayís makes a happy cock.


32. I may not be Mr. Right, but Iíll screw you til he shows up.


33. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!


34. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?


35. Hi. Iím an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.


36. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, youíll have a place to sit.


37. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to bang you on the floor.


38. Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?


39. Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:58 PM
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HAHHHHAAAA!! Those are awesome lol!
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Lmfao!!!!! Those are great !!!! I would pay money to watch some one try those...lol
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Those are very cool.....

How I met Tee....

Hey... that's my CAR right over there!!!! LOL
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