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Old 08-16-2011, 12:19 PM
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Default It's CHEAPER to KEEPER? I doubt THAT!!!

Some of US guys were talking about our wives driving our magnums and these are my thoughts on this subject.

So here we go.....

Well with Tee and I, and NONE of you know this, there are underlying issues to the magnums. I let her drive the SRT on the way home from the Mopar Show OFF in Orlando a couple of years back. Everything was fine.......... UNTIL....... I'm just chillin' in the passenger seat and WHAT ~ all of a sudden ~ WOT and "What the hey?" I said what R U doing? She says the lady in the BMW was trying to pass me..... Yeah, that's what the passing lane is FOR. I believe she hit 134 MPH and then let off.... we didn't see the BMW again. (Now what's up wit dat? = NEEDLESS TO SAY; she's had the SHADOW FASTER THAN ME.

So I need to stop this MADNESS, RIGHT???

I buy her, her own Magnum........................ An SXT!!! Well most of YOU all know the story of THAT car (DEMON). For a year trying to get it repaired (Lousianna Flood Car), no one could fix it.... let her drive the SRT again..... NO... that ain't happenin'; found her another Magnum (Angel) ~ Worth it to keep her outta the SHADOW.

Then I buy me another ONE.... and then her another ONE..... and then ME another ONE.

Most of YOU ALL, I'm sure heard the terms "It's CHEAPER to KEEPER"! SOMEHOW, this does NOT apply to TEE!!!!
Mine: 06 Mag SRT, RED 05 R/T & BLUE 05 R/T & a SuperCharger (663RWHP 300SRT)
Wifes' 06 Mag SXT, RED 05 R/T & BLACK 05 R/T & a "BLACKED OUT" 300SRT

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